13 Signs You Should Stop Being a Pirate

See our young performers ages 8-17 in this dastardly production of

13 Signs You Should Stop Being a Pirate
by A.M. Dittman

The most dastardly crew on the high seas is horrified when Jaime starts to question the pirate’s life. Helping people? Putting a unicorn on their flag? Dabbling in Buddhism? What could be worse?! The pirates must set their shipmate straight before it’s too late, but the sea is full of distracting swordfights and manatees that look like mermaids. A goofy celebration of the arrrrt of being a pirate for crews of all sizes.

Directed by Belinda King
Assistant Director Haley Rodgers